a line of "smart drinks" designed to maximize your surfing efficiency by making you more intelligent, and less thirsty.
I think the Google folks have been smoking something. Listen to this:
Think a DNA scanner embedded in the lip of your bottle reading all 3 gigabytes of your base pair genetic data in a fraction of a second, fine-tuning your individual hormonal cocktail in real time using our patented Auto-Drink™ technology, and slamming a truckload of electrolytic neurotransmitter smart-drug stimulants past the blood-brain barrier to achieve maximum optimization of your soon-to-be-grateful cerebral cortex. Plus, it's low in carbs! And with flavors ranging from Beta Carroty to Glutamate Grape, you'll never run out of ways to quench your thirst for knowledge.The site goes on to pose the rhetorical question of "How to get Gulped?"
Like I said, I think the oogledy-googledy stuff has gone to the Mountain View folks' brains. Funny!
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Sounds like someone maybe got a little fleeced by Google's April Fool's joke this year? :)
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