Why am I up so early on a Saturday morning?

... to take this coffee exam? I am a plain cup of joe. Doesn't a plain cup of joe sound ... well, uh, "plain?"

But don't think plain - instead think, uncomplicated.
You're a low maintenance kind of girl... who can hang with the guys
Down to earth, easy going, and fun! Yup, that's you: the friend everyone invites. And your dependable too. Both for a laugh and a sympathetic ear.

Which I guess, in the large scheme of things, isn't all bad.